15+ People Who Went Shopping For Attention [NSFW]

Most of us go out shopping for regular stuff. You know, milk, bread, a new pair of hamster boxing gloves, or what have you. However, there are some that think the shopping mall is their stage and that other customers are their audience. Everyone must be interested in their life and just dying to know about every little detail.

In a way they aren’t wrong. You clicked on this article, didn’t you? Exactly. Now feast your eyes on this gallery that gets stranger with every image.

1. This woman wants everyone to know that she’s not to be messed with

Well, the kid clearly looks like he’s not having fun.

2. This dude using a stolen Walmart cart to hold his buggy

According to the person who posted this photo the closest Walmart is ten miles away. But my question is – is this even legal?

3. These people got so frisky that they had to do it in the mall parking lot

Because, this isn’t a place where there might be any kids and stuff…

4. The rules of proper attire are lost on this girl

In case you didn’t process this properly – she’s wearing a bra, white see-through leggings, and thongs with a pad. As a woman, let me tell you, this is going to get even more embarrassing before it gets better.

5. Why do I have a feeling that this might be Walmart?

You know, I thought that this might have been a pair of one of these crazy skin-colored leggings, but upon a closer inspection I really had to put that star there because I think it’s just her butt hanging out.

6. One naked butt wasn’t enough? How about this one?

Just so you know – this store sells hair extensions not yoga pants.

7. How do you not feel this as uncomfortable?

That’s the most pathetically unattractive muffin top that I’ve ever seen. And do you know why? Because it doesn’t even look very convincing. It looks like a glitch in a video game or something.

8. Turns out that Miley Cyrus also likes shopping for attention

The only difference is that she goes to some fancy boutiques in NYC instead of Walmart.

9. He’s shopping for attention but it might be medical

Maybe there is a secret code word and if you ask for “Jared” then they just hook up a 0.7 straight to your IV.

10. Looking for a job at a dollar store

I hope that girl on the right got it. She’s so broke that she clearly can’t even afford underwear.

11. The cream of the crop right here

At least he knows a good melon when he sees one.

12. Taking a little break in a magazine aisle

If stores made a special section for men waiting for their wives filled with this kind of magazines, it would make for a lot nicer shopping experience for guys. Mainly, because their wives would learn to pick clothes at superhuman speeds.

13. She knows how to get the most out of her shopping trip

Get the kid a candy bar and find a new baby daddy, all in one trip.

14. She was shopping and then suddenly…

I don’t know if I should find it funny or sad. She obviously needs some more male bulges in her life.

15. She went to find some pants but found some fake internet points

Undoubtedly impressive. Now the real question is – is it real or fake?

16. Flashing people in a grocery store?

Because for some girl lifting up that skirt just feels more natural.

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