Just when you think you’ve had enough of women in uniform, along comes these Israeli beauties. Bored and ready to flaunt their bodies for the camera, they almost broke the internet when this incredible photoshoot came out. They thought they were just having a bit of fun. But their superiors thought otherwise…
THE GAZA STRIPTEASE
Once the photos of these Israeli hotties came out, there was no putting them back. Within minutes, their sexy striptease – with assault rifles in very convenient positions – was all over the internet. And permanently seared into about a couple of million male brains.
DANCING AROUND FOR THE CAMERA
This wasn’t just one simple selfie. These girls set out to do a full, steamy photoshoot, and they weren’t going to stop at just one photo. It wasn’t just still images, either – they also released a video of them dancing around in their French-cut panties. You really shouldn’t miss it.
No-one’s naming names at the moment, but we do know of course that they were Israeli army trainees. Every man and woman in Israel is required by law to undergo military training when they turn 18. These girls had just joined up, and they were clearly looking to blow off a little steam.
THE SEXIEST ARMY IN THE WORLD
In the last year, the internet has come alive with images of female Israeli soldiers. There’s clearly something in the water over there, because that army seems to turn out some of the hottest, most gorgeous women on the planet. These ladies are just a couple of the stunning creatures pulling on (or pulling off) the fatigues over there.
QUITE THE PRECEDENT
This isn’t the first time that a female Israeli soldier has posted racy photos of herself online. In fact, it’s far from the first time. There’s dozens of Instagram accounts out there – and millions of followers – full of sizzling Israeli women stripping off their uniforms and spilling out of tiny bikinis. It seems to be the thing to do over there – and we’re kinda glad it is.
WHERE THEY WERE STATIONED
do. You could forgive them for trying to make their own fun…
THE GENERAL WAS NOT HAPPY
But the commanders of the Israel Defense Force clearly could not forgive their wayward recruits. Their actions, as soon as they were discovered (which didn’t take long), were considered in breach of army code and an insult to the IDF. These girls would have to be reprimanded…
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SOLDIERS?
iness, or at least held down and tickled. Even a pillow fight wouldn’t be totally unfair.
THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS BAD ADVERTISING
The strange thing is that these girls – and the other gorgeous Israelis like them – may be a good thing for the public image of the Israeli army. While they fight their protracted and unpopular hissy fit with Palestine, their image sinks lower and lower. While these incredible beauties strut their stuff, everybody’s happy.
MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR
There is one key thing to take away from all this, and it comes in the form of a rhetorical question. Would you rather see someone suffer, or would you rather see a gang of heavenly babes strut around in their underwear? Which one brings happiness to the world? We know what our answer would be.