What’s with this dude that keeps saying “Turn around” in “Total Eclipse of the Heart”? Man, shut the fuck up, she’s trying to sing a song.
— REW (@therealeatwood) July 14, 2017
ME: run it again
WAITER: ma'am, it's a Blockbuster card from 1994
ME *leans in close* I said run it again
— Mumsie (@MUMSIEesq) August 16, 2017
R.I.P my moms vagina pic.twitter.com/KgCOjGZse7
— im (@booboothefooI) August 13, 2017
the ground is denouncing white supremacists pic.twitter.com/BCXu8KirSx
— Jarry (@jarry) August 16, 2017
radical islam pic.twitter.com/hnlB3S6YO9
— bambi's mom lesbian (@AliceAvizandum) August 14, 2017
— Laura Hudson (@laura_hudson) August 16, 2017
friendly reminder about the resistance as femme, brown, international and taking no shit ever
you got antifa, we got auntie-fa: gulabi gang pic.twitter.com/kqT13d7Irh
— SZA Chavez (@ElSangito) August 16, 2017
RT if you are also tired & ugly and just want to sleep pic.twitter.com/CoymvKLi8p
— Jess 🇬🇧 (@spicy_knight) August 15, 2017
me on my resume: im friendly, outgoing, and have a bright, bubbly personality!
me at the interview: pic.twitter.com/0410XTWcOL
— k (@avacadogirI) August 15, 2017
— jinhwi bot ☠️ (@yaoionice) August 16, 2017
Chameleons are fun cause they'll grab anything you give them. pic.twitter.com/aTJ2Abjrs4
— Emma Ward (@Emma_The_Ward) August 17, 2017
my ex was behind me in the popeyes drive thru and he screams out his window "you fucking lied about hating chicken bitch"
— Kenna (@kenna_alitz) August 17, 2017
This is what happens when men have creative control.
A butt crack on top of another butt crack. pic.twitter.com/nrcd75xpY9
— Beth Elderkin (@BethElderkin) August 17, 2017